This way to yum.
Made different.
Made Better.
at home. with love.
Get the goods:
$15 per half dzn
Fresh oatmeal peanut butter cookies with chunks of toffee and chocolate, then we throw in some potato chips just because we can. Try eating only one. You will fail.
White BREAD loaf
$10 full loaf
Our handmade delicious bread. Unsliced.
Focaccia
$12 Full loaf
Fresh roasted garlic floating on top of a pillow of delicous homemade focaccia, dusted with herbs and spices.
A little bit of everything. Toffee and coffee. Pecans and coconut flakes. Brown butter and even some potato chips. They are the best cookies you've never had. Let's change that.
Midnight Cookie
Aunt Betty's pound cake
It's real good. You're just boring.
Mom Peg's Peanut butter cake
$30 Whole
If you're a fan of crunchy peanut butter, you will love this frosting! You will want a cold glass of milk with this one, and ideally, time to nap afterwards.
Monster Cookie
Nanny's Homemade buttermilk biscuits
Just like your grandma used to make. Well, assuming your grandma was good at making biscuits, and used buttermilk.
8 biscuits for $12
Jelly of the month: Blueberry Lemon
If you take good care of your biscuit, it will take good care of you.
Can you have a cookie for breakfast? We don't advise doing it often, but hey, you do you. It's like a cookie had a baby with an espresso machine full of toffee and chocolate. There are worse ways to lose your health.
Coffee Cookie
Cranberry Cookie
White chocolate chip cookies with chewy cranberries and a touch of honey. This is not a controlled substance, but it should be. Eat these with a loved one that can make you put them down if needed.
Not your normal muffin. We put in some blueberries, and then we add even more. Baked fresh, and topped with a berry jam and a sugary, crumbly goodness.
Blueberry Muffins
One of our favorites! These cinnamon rolls will make you wanna smack your mama, and we assume no liability.
$15 per half dzn
Cinnamon Rolls
$15 for 5
$20 per half dzn
$15 per half dzn
$30 Whole
We saved the best cake for last. This frosting has just the right amount of lemon, and goes perfectly with the pound cake. You're gonna want seconds.
Lemon Frosted pound cake
$30 Whole
$12 per 8 oz jar
These are loaded with fresh apples from our local orchard. What's that old saying? An apple muffin a day......
Midnight Pie
$15 for 5
$15 per half dzn
Muffin of the month: Apple
All of the delicious ingredients from our midnight cookie, baked up in a buttery homemade graham cracker crust. If you made it all the way to the bottom of the menu, God may be wanting you to try this pie. Just sayin.
$30 Whole
A little about me...
Hi, I'm Abby!
Just this year, I finally reached two of my lifelong goals. Moving to the mountains, and starting a bakery. I have always had a love for cooking, baking, and serving. It's one of the ways I show God's love to others. I started Smug Duck Goods with that in mind.
So with the help of my husband, who may not appreciate the entire baking process (but sure likes the taste testing part) and our three little girls, who honestly want to help a little too much, we are on a mission to make you smile with our food, and teach our girls about the joy of giving back to others.
Why? God has literally pulled me out of hell more than once, and I feel like it's my job to show that to others. He can give you the strength to come out of anything, but He wants to do that so that He can use you to do the same.
While we can't help everyone, if you know someone in need, email us about enrolling a person or family as our first "Fortunate Cookie". We are trying out a way to work together to help those who need it most.
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How to get the goods:
You can place orders below, or by email/text. Please allow 2-3 days for pickup of smaller orders. Pick up will be in the Blue Ridge/McCaysville area. We also have a porch pick up area located in Canton, GA.